I don't recall posting a 1500th post joke, so I will pass this along which I just received from my friend Julie.

"Okay ladies, you know what to do n Raise your big toes and repeat after me:

As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the rules when I wear sandals and other open toed shoes:

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. The sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

I vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

I won’t wear pantyhose even if my mis-informed girlfriend, mother, sister or co-worker tells me the toe seam will stay under my toes if I tuck it in there.

If a strap breaks I will not duct tape, pin, glue or tuck the strap back into place. Either get it fixed or toss it out.

I will take my toe ring off towards the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend / co-worker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly for sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.

I will promise not to drag my feet while wearing flip flops. They need to flip flop when walking.

I will promise to throw away any white / off white sandals that show signs of wear. Nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.

I will throw my flip flops away when you can see a dirty impression of my foot in them.

I will trim my nails so they do not look like talons and I accidentally scrape someone with them.

I will put lotion on my heels if they get all dry and scaly looking.

I promise not to let my husband, father or uncle out of the house with black tennis shoes and white knee socks. Please invest in ankle socks for all the men in your life.

I promise to make the man in my life trim up the hair on his feet and not look like he is wearing a hair shoe.

I promise to make my man clip and file his nails and not let them be all jagged.

Thank you ladies, you can put your toe down now".

Pokey

The crocs are missing, Pokey, the crocs!

"I will tell Doru's daughter-in-law not to buy for him to use at the cottage orange crocs. At his age, yellow is just fine!"

Thank you, Pokey, I never knew so much about toes as I do now thanks to you.

About that toe hair? When did it start? One day there isn't any and then all of a sudden it's there!

Loved it all.

Elly

That was great, Pokey! I have to forward that to my best friend as she is a sandal fashionista.

Doru, my step-mom found my Dad a brown pair of crocs to wear pool-side. When I first seen that he was wearing them, I immediately snapped a picture and I told him it must be hip to be so square! Wow, my Dad in crocs!

Hey Mindy, congrats, and thanks for the chuckle.


As for me, I begin wearing sandals the first warm day in April, and never stop. (So, I just ordered two new pair of sandals from Zappo's...)

For those that love Crocs, I just ordered a pair of the new Melindi for my granddaughter, and she loves them.

quote:

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

uh oh...guilty as charged on several counts! I just broke out some sandals today, and quickly put them away and put the socks back on---

no sandals for me until a pedicure happens

Good one Pokey, hope you all have a good GTG tonight!

Great one, Mindy. I thank you, and toes everywhere thank you.