In honor of the chat session I just left, here is my 4,000th post joke...

You Know You're at a Bad Hotel When...

1- The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.
2- The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.
3- The "magic fingers vibration" is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic.
4- Yellow crime scenes tape is in your trash can.
5- The pictures are not placed for decoration but to cover up recent bullet holes.
6- You have to wait until the guy next door is done with the towel so you can use it.
7- There's a chalk outline in the bed when you pull back the covers.
8- The desk clerk has to move the body in order to get some ice for you.
9- The Only TV station you can get is a porno channel with roseanne on it.
10- The wake up call comes courtesy of police helicopter.

That doesn't sound like a bad hotel, Deborah, it sounds like the Bates Motel!

Congrats on 4000 - WOW!

Congrats, Deborah, on the 4000th!

That is funny: we stayed at the Sheraton at CDG a few days after it opened.

When I turned the TV on, it started with no. 9! I must say Josette was quite alarmed at what kind of places I had started making reservations...

Congratulations, Deborah! Is this a precursor to the Melody Ranch?

Doru -

Marcia

Congrats Deb!! What a long strange road we've traveled. From aol to slow trav.

As to your joke? NOT FUNNY. I stayed in that hotel!!! Actually more than once. It is why I started slow traveling and staying in apartments. I have always had the worst luck picking hotels.

I like It!

Hey Deborah, congrats! (And thanks for reminding us of your former name; was trying to remember it a couple of weeks ago.)

Well done Deborah!

Thanks Guys!
Marcia, I'm booked at Melody Ranch. How about you?

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What a long strange road we've traveled. From aol to slow trav

Mary, you said a mouthful there! I sometimes think about some of the old gang. Like Robert and his girlfriend -- what was her name?
And Howard. I still can't figure out why he has never joined us here.
And remember that one guy who was ALWAYS trying to stir something up? Who was that, again?

Congrats Deborah! Well done.

I'm booked again at the Melody Ranch as well. I look forward to meeting you there!