As I am not a great joke teller, I have not posted any previous jokes for my milestone posts before now. In honor of my 1500th post however, here are 3 that I recently heard on Garrison Keillor's joke show that made me laugh:
If you eat pasta with an antipasta are you still hungry?
A chiken and an eggg were lying in bed. The chicken was smoking a ciggarette and had a contented smile. The egg says, "Well I guess that settles the question."
A doe comes out of the woods and says, "I'll never do that again for 2 bucks!"
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, Colleen!
Good one! Mystery solved about that age old question. 
