Wow...hard to believe I finally got my second star!

Well, in honor of the holidays, I present:

Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines!


1. "I'm down here"

2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a
sissy.

3. I was once a lawn ornament for Justin Timberlake. Want to meet him?

4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list.

5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on
toys.

6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top disappear?

7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks
over at Keebler.

8. Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!


Happy Holidays, everyone!

Yeah, congratulations!

Congrats, stella! Stella you are just too stellar. (I am shameless.)

Oh, Kim, I love your little ornaments!

My congrats to you too, Stella!

Nancy

Congratulations, Stella!

Keep 'em comming!

Too cute, Kim!

Palma

Good one, Stella! Congratulations on 1000 posts, and please keep them coming. (Oh - and MANY thanks for your Rome restaurant list. We made good use of that recently...enjoyed it greatly.)

Stella,

that was a riot!

Here's to another 1,000 posts from you! This place just wouldn't be the same without you!!

Ciao,
la tua amica,
Mindy

Here's to you, my friend.
Congrats on your new

jan

Timely ... and cute!

Congratulations on your second star!

Very funny Well done Stella!

Loved it Stella. And your presence on the Board.
Congrats!

very cute, stella d'oro

quote:

I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!

sad part is, I share this with the elf

Awww, you guys are all so great!

quote:

I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!
sad part is, I share this with the elf

I'm right there with you babe!