Seeing that I was dennounced as a plagiator with my 2000 post joke, I thought I will redeem myself with the following not so slow travel story:
A young Italian man is relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he manages to attract the attention of a spectacular young woman. Things progress to the point where he invites her to his apartment where, after some small talk, they retire to his bedroom and make love. A while later, he asks her with a smile, "So...you finish?" She pauses for a second, frowns, and replies, "No." Surprised, the young man reached for her and the passionate encounter resumes. Some time later the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?" And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outdo him, the young man turns towards her yet again. This passionate encounter exceeds anything they have known so far and, as the exhausted man falls back barely able to speak, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak herself, she whispers in his ear: "No, I Norwegian."
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