Three married men on the side of the river fishing and chatting
1st man"I had to promise to finish all the decorating in the spare room to be allowed to come fishing today"
2nd man"I know what you mean my wife wasnt too keen on me being here either,I had to promise to visit her mother tomorrow"
3rd man smiling smugly says "I had no problems I just set the alarm for 4.30am and turned to my wife and said...sex or fishing? ...she looked at me and said"its going to be hot today be sure and wear sunblock!!"
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