Marian asked us to post something as there has been a dearth of jokes.
This is a modified one from my BIL.
Husband told his wife he was going to the newsagents to get a magazine. She asked him to get her a woman's magazine. At the newsagent's he looked over the womens' magazines and decided to ask for advice. "There are so many womens' magazines. What is the difference between them?" "Well," the lady behind the counter said. "Cleo will tell you how to have an orgasm. Vogue will tell you how to have one with style. And Woman's Weekly will tell you how to knit one."
John "There are two types of problems: those that solve themselves, and those which you can do nothing about" Isabel Allende's grandmother
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Well, I want the advice from "Real Simple" magazine ...
OKAY, so since there is a call for jokes, I add a true story about the precociousness of kids.
Back in the late 1980's, Pamela Stevenson who was a comedienne & married to Billy Connolly wrote a book called "How to Be a Complete B***h". This book was stacked in a big display in the windows of a bookstore and my friend and her 8-yr old son were walking past. He said to her "Gee Mom. You must have read that twice". She said she laughed so hard she could not get mad at him.
Will "Women Traveling Solo" magazine tell you how to pack one? 
