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A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt intocheer.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?"

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig-leaf."

"Well, in that case I''ll just look the other way," said the
nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don''t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you''re one of us," said the bartender,"Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don''t understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
 
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The cab driver smiled as the elderly nun climbed in the back.

"Why the broad grin?" she asked.
"Oh, well I really shouldn't say...you bein' a nun and all; I might offend you."
"My dear, I have seen it all and done it all, you simply cannot offend me after all these years...do tell!"
"Well, OK. For years I've had a fantasy of...well, being kissed by a nun."
"A little innocent fun, my boy. That's not offensive, it's a compliment! I can help you realize your fantasy, but I have two questions: are you Catholic and are you single?"
"Yes on both counts sister...Catholic and single."
"OK then, pull into that alley and we'll fulfill your fantasy!"

In the alley she plants a doozy on the cabbie's lips that would have made a hooker proud.

Back on the street, the nun notices that the cabbie is now totally flummoxed and beginning to cry.

"Why the tears, lad?"
"...I have gone and lied to you sister. I'm actually Jewish and married!"

To which the nun replies, "It's OK. I'm Kevin and I going to a costume party!"
 
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