Okay, I am not a great joketeller, but here's one I just heard that I thought was cute.
An elderly man and woman were visiting their son and daughter-in-law. One day, Dad was rummaging through a medicine cabinet and found a bottle of Viagra. He asked his son, "Do these really work?" "Oh, yeah, Dad, they really do." "Well, I'd like to try one." "I can only let you have one, Dad. They are expensive - $10 a pill." Dad says, "That's fine. I'll pay you tomorrow."
The next morning, Son comes down to breakfast and sitting at his place setting is $110. Dad is at the breakfast table, reading the paper. Son says, "Dad, I told you the pill was $10, not $110." Dad says, "The $10 is from me. The $100 is from your mother."
Sandra
Posts: 799 | Location: Near Chicago, IL | Registered: 03 May 2004
Sandra... Love it! Congratulations on star #1! I always enjoy your posts and your sense of what's funny.
Just as an aside...I wonder how many Viagra jokes there are floating around out there in the esthers of the Universe? That little blue pill may be a source of wonderment for guys who use it and the women who appreciate that they use it(...or not), but it also has become a source of amusement for Jay Leno, David Letterman and a million other funny people who create jokes like this one!
Non-essential Facts of Life: It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Brenda
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