I swear I was told this by someone with a straight face.
It came from one of our community support workers.
They had taken a group of (what's the PC term) intellectually challenged kids to the local Sea World. After spending a day there they got back to the coach, but when they counted a kid was missing. Panic. Panic! The workers scoured the theme park and eventually found him half in a pool and soaking wet. They dried him off and eventually got them all safely back home. When the kid got inside he opened his back-pack, pulled out a penguin and said, "Look. Happy Feet."
John "There are two types of problems: those that solve themselves, and those which you can do nothing about" Isabel Allende's grandmother
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