So let me set the stage. I am a relatively new blonde, 2 years now. But I am infamous for having no sense of direction.
As some slow posters know from my inability to recognize Termini Stazione in Rome when it was right in front of me.

I travel anyway, though, what the heck! There are always maps.

In recognition of those facts:

Q: If you throw a blonde and a brunette off a building, who will reach the ground first? A: The brunette.
Q: Why?
A: Because the blonde had to stop to ask for directions.
Q: After a while, she still doesn't reach the ground. Why?
A: Oh, she lost her way

;-) Glad to be posting 101st from beautiful Roma.

I guess if anyone can get away with a blonde joke it's another blonde.

Congratulations on becoming a Slow Traveler! Now you have to work on getting your first star.

(As Daniel noted in a different thread, it's always something ... )