Someone sent this to my husband, hope it's okay.

The Cat In The Hat On Aging

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot _____

Oh, my god, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell

My mood is bad---Can you tell?

My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ___!

Denise

I am a huge Seuss fan and I think he would have loved this version!
Thanks,

jan

quote:

The Golden Years can kiss my ___!

The following is all very nebulous. There was a book by somebody quite famous who said something along the lines of "whoever called them the golden years should be shot." I am of course paraphrasing. Somebody can help me out here.

Anyhow, Denise, you can tell I loved the joke! Congrats on 100 and here's to many hundreds more!

Good one - made me laugh out loud!

Congratulations Denise!