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Spanish football result

Real Madrid : 2 Surreal Madrid : FISH

(I know it makes no sense whatsoever, but it made me chuckle.)
 
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I Love it--but everybody says I have a wierd sense of humor Happy

jan
 
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Writing right now from Madrid, the only thing that I can say is:
I do not get it! Frown
But it's probably to do more with the language than with your joke itself!!! I'm sure!
 
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Well, I dunno, Guilia. I speak English and I don't get it. But maybe it's that I speak American English! Confused

Earline
 
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Very surreal - we are both still laughing. (Real Madrid is the name of the football team.)

Big Grin
 
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The problem is that jokes are never funny once explained, but here goes;

Real Madrid are a very famous football (soccer) team.

Surrealism is an artistic movement characterized by incongruous juxtaposition of subject matter.

I hope that sort of makes sense, and doesn't make me look like a pretentious idiot Smile
 
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It's the same genre of joke as the one about the Bhudist monk who approaches the hot dog vendor in New York City and says, "Make me one with everything."
 
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I like them. I like them.


John
"There are two types of problems: those that solve themselves, and those which you can do nothing about"
Isabel Allende's grandmother
 
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Also, wasn't the "Father" of surrealism Dali - and wasn't he from Spain? I am still chuckling over this one.
 
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Captain Larry - I think you just did a 50th post joke!! Big Grin
 
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For now I will only reply, but when I hit 100 posts, look out! I have a rather large repretroire of one liners that I use when entertaining, and I will gladly share some of them with you. For instance, do you realize that in about 50 years all of the senior citizens' clubs will be filled with little old women...each of whom has a tattoo?
 
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