For my 500th joke, I cheated and got this my from my friend. Elly



A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex ? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."

That's funny!
I have to start looking for my 500th.

Good onya Elly!

Pretty green star!

Funny - I like it!!

Congrats on the star, too!