I've really enjoyed reading these jokes. Here's mine (sent to me by a friend.)

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."

Enjoy....Elly

Oh, my -- Elly! I'll never be able to spell "that" word again without beer spewing outta my nose!

Congratulations on becoming a slow traveler.

Earline