Yearly Physical
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. So the nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screams,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"

ciao, meow
Pokey

Oh, now this is a good one!!

(Maybe because I can relate to it too much!)

Kathy

Loved this, Pokey!

(Please don't ask me what weight I wrote on my driver's license form when I renewed it last year. )

Very, very, good, Pokey!

Your tall and slender friend,

Marian