Two old ladies were outside their nursing home,
having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the
end, put it over her cigarette, and continued
smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't
get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any pharmacist.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the
local pharmacist and announces to the pharmacist
that she wants a box of condoms.
The bloke, obviously embarrassed, looks at her
kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years
of age), but very delicately asks what brand she
prefers
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a
Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.

Henry,

I missed the brouhaha on your first joke, but I personally think this one is very funny!

Earline