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Ok here goes:
Whaddaya call a girl with no arms and no legs at the bottom of the ocean?
Sandy!
Whaddaya call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell!
Whaadday call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall.
Art!
Whaddaya call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
Bob!
Sorry that's the best I can do, sad I know...
 
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You forgot about "whaddaya call a girl with one leg amputated?" Eileen!

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And she waits tables at the IHOP!

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