Wow, 500 posts! Glad someone told me I was supposed to come here and post a joke. This is one of those threads I've been flying by on my way to reading the others. Here's my joke:

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

Beth

Good one Beth! And now you can play with the really big kids.

OK, Beth, even boys get it!

(P.S.: I can't swim; this may be a solution...)

Oh Doru!

Congrats Beth on the 500!

great joke!

jan

Good job with the joke, Beth!

Congrats on your 500th!

Nancy

Cute! Congrats on 500.

I have come back and re-read this one about 10 times.

It is hilarious! Thanks for the joke and congrats on 500! Heres to another 500 at least!

Thanks, everyone!!

beth