I'm not up to 200 yet, but I just heard this one, and before I forget. . . (Hope it doesn't offend.)

A newlywed couple were searching for a new church. When they found one they liked, they attended an informational meeting.

The minister told the group that the Church had strict requirements; any potential members had to prove themselves by abstaining from sex for one full month.

Three weeks later, the newlywed couple returned in tears. The husband explained their situation:

"The first week was very difficult, but we used all our willpower, and made it through. But during the second week, our willpower was not enough, so we prayed and prayed. The third week was even more difficult, but I thought we could make it; and then. . .my wife dropped a paint can, and as she picked it up, I lost all control. I took her right then and there."

"Well," said the minister. "You know, of course, you are not welcome in our Church."

"Yeah, we kind of figured as much," said the husband. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either.

I liked it! Gave me a giggle.

Elly

That's a keeper.