Palma said I had to do a joke for my 500th post so here goes:

Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''EmMa come first. I come. DenniS come and DenniS come again. I come again. Two aSSes, they come together again. I come again and Pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

I thought it was cute and funny.

Ida

Ida,

Congratulations on your beautiful new green !

Thanks !!

Ida, I love your joke and your star!

That was MY joke too for my 500th! Good to hear it again.

Elly

Ida,

Your new star looks beautiful!

jan

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That was MY joke too for my 500th! Good to hear it again.

Elly

I thought it sounded familiar! Just as good the second time around.

Congrats, Ida! Green becomes you.