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Gathering Hero
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I quietly slid by 500 .. but thought I would share this with you. It is for the ladies - I am sure we can all identify!


The Washcloth

I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Venice or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,.
"Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."


Sheena
 
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Sheena, that is hysterical!

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Sheena,
My friend's mom actually had something similar happen to her. This was the OBGYN who had delivered her four then-grown children. It was in the 60s when they had trading stamp. She used the Dr.'s bathroom, there wasn't much toilet paper, so she grabbed some kleenex from her purse. When the Dr. examined her, he was howling (family friend) and said, "Are you giving out trading stamps now?" One was stuck to the kleenex. This is no urban ledgend. I KNOW the woman. Her most embarrassing moment EVER (and funniest). Happy
 
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those jokes(?) had me laughing out loud and since i have 6 daughters the laughter is going to spread---thank you
 
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LOL!!!! My two year old is sitting here wondering why I am cracking up. She just told me I'm silly.

Thanks for starting my day out with a good laugh.

-Mary
 
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Originally posted by Palma:
Sheena,
My friend's mom actually had something similar happen to her. This was the OBGYN who had delivered her four then-grown children. It was in the 60s when they had trading stamp. She used the Dr.'s bathroom, there wasn't much toilet paper, so she grabbed some kleenex from her purse. When the Dr. examined her, he was howling (family friend) and said, "Are you giving out trading stamps now?" One was stuck to the kleenex. This is no urban ledgend. I KNOW the woman. Her most embarrassing moment EVER (and funniest). Happy

LMAO! Happy Oh no, that's too funny!


Cindy
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