A Cabbie And a Nun

A cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there's nothing you say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Frogive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."



Enjoy.

Marcia

Very cute! I'll save it for Brad over a Halloween martini!

VERY funny!

Thanks for the laugh, Marcia,

jan

And great for Halloween! Thanks for a good laugh!

Marcia - very funny. Thanks.

Judy

Marcia, I loved it!
Nancy

I can hardly take credit for this, since it came in my inbox yesterday morning, from a librarian friend, but I am glad you enjoyed it.

Palma, you did mean a "boo-tini" I hope?

Marcia

Congrats on # 3, Marcia!

Cute joke. As a former Catholic, I know you gotta watch out for those nuns.

Congrats, Marcia! Very cute joke.