One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There the cat meets God. God says to the cat "you lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know". The cat thinks for a moment and says "All my life I had to sleep in cold back alleys where there was little food." God stops the cat and says "say no more" and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. Again God is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs and people. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" God says "say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later God stops by to see the cat and finds the cat snoozing on the pillow. God gently wakes the cat and asks him "How are things since you are here?" The cat stretches and yawns and replies "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are theeeeeeeee best!!!"

Good one!