*** Sexism and Blondism partly removed ***

Sara decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Sara, "Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Sara.
"Well, uh, how much do you want?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks okay?" Sara asked.
"Yeah that's great. You'll find the paint and other things you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife, who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" his wife asked.
"Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
A short time later, Sara knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the man.
He was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Sara replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay her.
"Oh, by the way," Sara said helpfully, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

I love that one! I give it:

Good one, John!