A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her
right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....

Whoops.



Ok, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.

...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...

If you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?

you're-a-peein'.....

You are shameless!

M

That's you and me--laughing together.

I hope you feel better soon.

jan

That's definitely a good one!

Diana, it seems like you have been on the board much longer than just July of last year! What an important part of this community you are!

Kathy

quote:

Originally posted by Diana Strinati Baur:

Whoops.

Diana, I can see why "Whoops" and not "Oops"...

Many happy returns posts and ease off on that flu, will you?