Brenda reminded me I am supposed to post a joke, so here goes:
Mary is the mom to Johnny and Michael, who are sweet boys, but more than a handful. After many months of pranks and other typical boy behavior, she decided to seek help from the parish priest.
He laughed and said, no problem, lots of moms go through this. Bring them in, and I'll remind them that God is always watching.
So Mary brings the boys in. The priest, dressed in his full Monsignor robes, brings Johnny into his office. Sits him down, stands over him, and in his best Monsignor voice says, "Son, where's God?".
Johnny looks down, but doesn't say a word. Monsignor asks again, in a bigger voice, "Son, Where Is God?". Again, Johnny looks everywhere but at Monsignor. One more time, he asks "WHERE IS GOD?".
At that, Johnny jumps up, runs out of the room, grabs Michael's hand, runs down the hall, jumps into a storage closet, pulls the door shut and hunkers down, shaking like a leaf. Michael says, "Johnny, what's wrong????"
Johnny said "I'm not sure, but God's missing, and they think we did it!"
Anne
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