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Well the moderators previewed the joke I was thinking of posting and decided it was - ahem - unsuitable. So here is a clean one:

The Psychology Student
A very shy young man goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night. His eye falls on an extremely beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. Since it's Valentine's and she is by herself, he decides to summon up his courage. He walks up to her and asks: "May I buy you a drink?"
To his astonishment she shouts at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't have sex with you !"
Everyone in the pub is staring at him and he is so embarrassed and red-faced he slinks back to his seat in a dark corner of the pub.
After a few minutes, the young woman walks over to him and smiles at him. She says, "I'm very sorry for doing that to you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
The guy nods thoughtfully, smiles at her and then shouts at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean you'll do it for $300?!"
 
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Janie - this is cute but I WANT the other one!
 
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OK Jerry, Earline. Will PM you the unsuitable one. Garlic Man
 
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Moi, aussi!
Send it, send it!

“Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes." ~ Unknown
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I love this one! Congrats, too!
 
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Very funny Janie and please send me the "other" one too!
 
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Good job, Janie! Of course I'm curious too. Add me to that PM!
 
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I liked the other one better! Garlic Man Darn those mods! LOL
 
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Me too! Me too! Can you send me the other joke too?

This one was very cute though. Congrats on 1,000, Janie!

Nancy
 
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I want the other one too please!!!!! I had seen your question to the mods and had been waiting to see your joke. I'm very curious now.

-Mary
 
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I thought the banned joke was cute, Janie!

Nancy
 
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It's now nearly a MONTH since we've had a new postings joke! Come on, guys, look at your number and think one up.
 
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Well, if you'd just let me post the banned joke you'd have one more ... OK OK, just kidding !!!
- Janie
 
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Janie & Geoff

I'm not a mod, so I never saw the banned joke. I've left it to my imagination. Garlic Man
 
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Marian, you should request a private showing. It was well worth it! Happy
 
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It was a good joke. Thanks for sharing it Janie.

-Mary
 
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can I have it too? Smile

Anne
 
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Anne, I PM'd you -- do you get PMs?
 
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