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This trip report was written by Mellen Candage, a writer and travel consultant for France.
StCirq@aol.com

Pauline posted the report for her. Mellen included many wonderful photos in the Word document, but once again, I could not get them to look good. We will see if we can post some of them in this thread.

An Inauspicious Beginning

11/12/01 - A plane crashes in Queens this morning. I try to dismiss thoughts of it while I finish packing for today's trip. Fortunately, it's not a terribly hectic day at the office, and I'm ready to go when my father arrives at 2:30 pm to pick me up. We swing by school and pick up Taylor. I've said my morning good-byes already to Mitch and Madeleine.

Airport security is palpably stringent. My pockets are emptied, my laptop examined with care. Random searches of bags are being carried out, though not on mine. The people mover that takes me out to the satellite terminal nearly crashes into the one in front of it, then makes a terribly jerky "landing." People are noticeably wary of every even slightly odd occurrence.

At the United counter, an Algerian man is engaged in a lengthy, imploring conversation with the United rep. He's holding a ticket to Paris and then another, six days later, to Algiers, but he has no visa allowing him to stay in France in the interim. He claims a family emergency, a desperately sick child, has caused him to change his travel plans and that he has no intention of staying in France but rather plans to fly right out of CDG to Algiers tomorrow morning. But the United rep is firm - he will not allow him to board the plane until he gets confirmation from the Algerian embassy that the man has the proper documentation or that he has a ticket to fly to Algiers directly from the airport tomorrow.

The man pleads, grovels, but the United rep won't hear it. This goes on for 45 minutes; the United rep lets him call his wife in Algiers, but he can't get through, which makes the United rep even more skeptical about the man's story. They are still arguing when I board, the United rep offering to sell him, for $1600, a new ticket to Paris and on to Algiers.

The plane is only half full. A woman in front of me turns and asks if I have heard the exchange at the United counter. I say yes, and add that it was a bit disquieting. She says "Want to know what's even more disquieting? The guy just boarded!" I don't see him in the mush of people milling around storing their carry-ons, but 10 minutes later two burly security agents carrying enormous walkie talkies come down the aisle and escort the same fellow off the plane. We're nearing take-off time but then there's an announcement that bags have to be removed from the hold and it will take a half-hour at least. Then another team of security agents, and someone else is removed from the plane, and another announcement is made about yet more bags being removed from the hold.

An hour passes. Another announcement - there is a problem with the plane's brakes, and a mechanic is being summoned. Another half-hour goes by. One more announcement - the mechanic brought in to deal with the brakes has discovered an engine problem. By now I am thinking my husband's last words ("You're SURE you want to take this trip?") are becoming prophetic. Takeoff just about shatters what nerves are left of the passengers. We get up in the air, and the plane begins to shake violently. Overhead compartments open and clothes and bags fall out. People scream and clutch each other. In half a minute, it stops, and the pilot (sadistic little bugger that he must be) comes on and says "Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen. I forgot to mention that the brake work we had done required us to keep the landing gear down two minutes longer than usual, and that's what caused the 'shuddering.'"

Dinner, by the way, was served with a plastic knife, but metal fork and spoon. I guess no one considers puncture wounds to be a problem. It is also the only plane I've ever been on where people kept going "SHHHHH!!!!" if anyone made any noise after they turned the lights off.

In Paris the fog is so thick you can't see the runway until you're on it. My suitcase is THE last one to flop onto the carousel. I race to the taxi stand and am in a cab by 9:00 am. Out onto the périphérique to find not the "fluide" signs but rather cautions that it's 43 minutes to this porte and 38 minutes to that one. My taxi driver is a jovial African who does his best to take detours off the périphérique, but inevitably we get back on and there's yet another sign indicating another delay. He drops me at the Gare d'Austerlitz at 10:05. I run to the window, buy my ticket, and am "composting" it at the little orange machine when I see my train pull out of the station.

Back to the ticket counter. I can wait for a 2 pm train or take a 12:15 one from the Gare Montparnasse. I need to keep moving, so I opt for the latter option, and am soon in another taxi with a driver who appears to be very agitated about some political issue, but who's got rocks in his mouth so that everything sounds like "Eh bof! Mckn foula craj, znf ta, non?" I just nod and say "mais oui, bien sûr, d'accord" until we get to the station.

Meanwhile, my glasses have broken. I've lost the little screw that holds one of the lenses in, and every time I go to a counter (for a ticket or a coffee or a whatever), the lens falls out and I have to do contortions with my bags and bend over and scoop it up. I find a pharmacie at the train station and buy some surgical tape and manage to bind the pieces together, albeit with a huge beige blob over my left eyebrow.

I buy a sandwich for the train and sit down to have a coffee. An elderly woman wanders over and sits down next to me. "Excusez-moi, madame," she says, "mais est-ce que je peux vous poser une question?" I say sure, and she continues: "Est-ce que vous aimez lire?" she asks? Yes, I tell her, I love to read. So out of a paper bag she whips a paperback, a treatise of some kind on the suffering of Afghan women. It's only 150 francs, she says. I say no thank you, I'm traveling and I already have several heavy books with me, and I have no room for more. She becomes very angry and slams the book down on the table several times in front of me, repeating "Il faut que je fasse ça! il faut que je fasse ça…!" then grabs the book up and storms off. What she HAD to do, I don't know - sell the book? It's been a very long night. I make a call to AutoEurope to tell them I'll be arriving around 5 pm, and then board the train for an uneventful ride to Bordeaux on the TGV.

At the Gare St-Jean, I have a 45-minute wait for the putt-putt train to Périgueux, but it stretches into an hour and 15-minute wait. It's freezing and windy outside, and the hopeful passengers are all crammed into one tiny bus shelter-type of building alongside the tracks. The train finally arrives, a tiny two-car affair, and we head off for Périgueux. Somewhere outside Libourne we inexplicably stop for 45 minutes. The conductor is a young woman who has no explanation and doesn't seem to understand why anyone wants one.

We get into Périgueux at 5:50. I huff and puff around the corner to the Europcar office. It's pouring rain. My car's not ready. I wait 20 minutes for it to be vacuumed and filled with gas, and finally, finally, I am on my way home in the Dordogne. Except that it's rush hour in Périgueux, and a blinding rain is falling. I realize I am going to need to stop for some provisions (at least a bottle of wine after all this!), so I head for the small Intermarché on the outskirts of town. I remember where it is, but I also follow the signs, and, in keeping with the rest of this trip thusfar, I arrive to find it boarded up.

The alternative is to head into the zone commerciale a mile or two out of my way. I do that and pick up eggs and butter and ham and cheese and a bottle of Pécharmant. By 7 pm I'm actually on the road home. It's pitch black out, and still raining, and cars are going 120 kph, passing me in the ink-dark night on blind curves. Two local buses even pass me in what I consider to be a gutsy move even for a French person. I'm very tired and fairly stressed from the day's events, so I stick to about 70-80 kph on the tortuous roads and let the other drivers behave however they like. About 7:45 I pull into Le Bugue, and five minutes later am climbing the hill to St-Cirq. I can see my front door light like a tiny beacon in the dark cliffs above. Madame Lacoste's lights are off and shutters closed, so I don't bother her. I pull into the driveway, open the door, see a bright fire burning in the fireplace, and thank God I've made it.

I make the bed, take a bubble bath, munch on bread and ham and cheese, drink some Pécharmant, call home, call Patricia to regale her with stories of the day's travels, and by 10:30 am fast asleep in the Périgord.
11/14/01 - I awake on this my first fall morning ever in the Périgord to a cold, blustery, and astonishingly beautiful day. Clouds scud across the Vézère valley, there is a cold mist on the ground, and even though I've missed the peak of the fall foliage there are still sparks of color dotting the landscape amid the mellow green and brown hues.

I stoke the fire, gulp a cup of coffee and poach an egg while making a list, and prepare for a busy day. By 8 am, I'm off to Sarlat to the market and for other errands. On the way down the hill I stop for a hug at Madame Lacoste's house, which turns into another cup of coffee, a bit of catching up on local gossip, and an invitation for her to join me this evening for a traditional Thanksgiving dinner.

Though it's the small Wednesday market in Sarlat today, which features only a dozen or so vendors, there are few parking spots to be had, and a big jam getting into the centre ville. I find a parking spot high on the hill above town and walk down with my market basket in the crisp air.

I buy saucisson de sanglier for Patricia, bags of chocolate-dusted walnuts (three different kinds for a taste test), potatoes, walnuts. Mâche, saffron, and apples.

*photo of market*

Then I mosey over to the cheese lady and pick up two cabécous and some Tomme de montagne.

*photo of cheese booth*

My next goal is to buy a cell phone, so I step into the France Télécom office off the main drag through town and find myself confronted with a bewildering array of choices. Thanks to many friends on the Francophile Forum, however, I know what I'm looking for and after a lot of questioning and re-questioning I walk out 885 francs lighter with a Sony cell phone that works on a Mobicarte and with which I can call from France to just about anywhere in the world. It's very, very chic, and I feel at last I can move in the proper cell phone social circles in France. Now I just have to find a free week or two to read the thick brochure that comes with it.

Heading back to the car, I make a detour to wander a bit in the Public Gardens in Sarlat. I haven't strolled through here in 9 years, though I've passed it countless times. There's a particularly lovely alleyway of trees (plane trees that haven't been customarily shorn?) that are shedding enormous leaves. I shuffle through them and admire the gardens briefly before heading back toward St-Cirq.

*photo of gardens*

I take the long way back home, via Beynac and St-Cyprien. I stop in Beynac to admire the river, the lifeblood of the Dordogne. This time of year the landscape has lost its soft edge, and with the fall light and loss of foliage there is a starker beauty to it.

*photo of river*

After a look at the river, I continue on to St-Vincent-de-Cosse, a village I know only because it is across the road from the turnoff from our favorite canoe rental outfit. I've never actually driven into St-Vincent-de-Cosse itself. But every trip to the Périgord I make it a point to seek out a new village, and today this is my selection.

It's a classic beauty of a Dordogne village, with a Romanesque chapel surrounded by vineyards.

*photo of vines*

In the town itself, a cat perches in a spot of sunlight outside a B&B that's closed for the season.

*photo of cat*

All the little adornments of the typical Périgord village are evident here, the gas light, the ivy, even the satellite dish jutting out from the top of a 14th-century household.

And in the church, the roster of those "morts pour la France" in the first World War.

I leave the village and wander a few back roads before hooking up with the main road back home, satisfied that I have made yet another "discovery" in the Dordogne.

*photo of plaque*
*photo of village*

As I pull into my driveway, something drops onto the roof of my car. Getting out of the car to inspect, I see a fairly large, yellow fruit sitting there on the roof. I look up, and above me is a tree laden with these fruits. I vaguely recall Madame Lacoste telling me I had a "coingier" on the property, and these must be the "coings." My grandmother had quinces, but they grew on bushes, not trees, and I remember the fruit being exceedingly tart. These are large, formidable-looking fruits, and the tree is simply dripping with them. By the way, I love my bright blue Twingo!

*photo of car*

Here's one "up close and personal."

*photo of fruit*

In that grand tradition of learning a new word and having it leap out at you over and over again immediately following your first cognizance, coings will follow me throughout this trip.

Back home I make a sandwich and make more lists. The stores are closed this time of year from noon until 2:30 or 3:00 pm, so the forced siesta is upon me, which is fine, as it gives me time to get the fire going again. The electric wall radiators give off lots of heat, but in order to make sure the house stays warm all night while I'm sleeping, it's necessary to stoke the fire during the day and keep the house stones warm. In fact, at night I turn off the electric heaters because I will suffocate from heat if I leave them on. A stone house, once heated, smolders.

I leave the house again around 2:15, heading for the Maison de la Presse. I've ordered a mammoth Robert français-anglais dictionary a few months ago, and indeed it's waiting for me. I also pick up a bunch of cooking magazines and of course a "Maison et Travaux" mag in case I get the urge to do some heavy house repairs while here. Then to the Bricomarché to buy batteries for the flashlights. I wander up and down the rue de Paris just to savor being in "my" town. The owner of the Café de Paris is pruning his plane trees in his courtyard, and there are stacks several feet high of branches where in summer all the tourists would be sitting sipping their cold drinks and admiring the market stalls. The Cornaline antiques shop has closed - the lady who owned it was aging, and perhaps she just gave up and retired, or maybe there was too much competition from the many brocantes that have sprung up in recent years.

I run by the Intermarché for a roulade de dinde, the closest thing I can come to a whole turkey (never this time of year, Madame Lacoste tells me - if only I could be inducted into the mysteries of what cuts of meat were available when - WHY can't a WHOLE turkey be available in November, huh?), some base de volaille, two slices of Tropézienne cake, and a baguette. I'm set for dinner.

I mosey over to the Fauché patisserie and salon de thé for a chocolat chaud. I'm in there reading the Herald Tribune and minding my own business when a young man with a girl of about 15 on his lap leans over and says "Madame, excusez-moi, mais vous avez un insecte absolument dégoutant à votre pull," and I look over my shoulder and to my horror see a stink-bug climbing up the side of my sweater. I run out of the salon and shake it off on the sidewalk and come back in feeling slightly grody and degraded. The young man smiles at me and the girl in his lap and seems to be pleased that he averted a small disaster.

Back home in St-Cirq around 5 pm. I've told Madame Lacoste to come around 7:30, but said to come earlier if that's better for her. At 6 pm, I'm on the phone with my office, and there she is at the door. I've got the potatoes cooked and mashed, but the turkey hasn't even made it to the oven yet. While talking to my office, I pour her a kir and shove the turkey in the oven with some sage and white wine, make a vinaigrette, and shred the mâche.

When I'm off the phone, Madame and I catch up on the "St-Cirq news," tales of elderly people who've passed away, young people who've fled to the cities, crops that have flourished and crops that have failed, and a brand new recycling system I will have to explain to renters as well as get used to myself. Madame has another kir; I pour red wine. My jet-lag is beginning to show after the first half-glass. It's been a long trip yesterday, and today was a hectic first full day that began early. I am having trouble being truly coherent in French and am "sounding simple," and can't converse without thinking really hard. Madame wants to discuss difficult topics like September 11, and I know I am being incredibly simple-minded in my comments, but I'm simply too tired to do better. It's not as if I could have an intelligent conversation in English at this point. My travel experiences have caught up with me, and I am basically a basket case and need sleep in order to function.

The turkey, which I have on high in the convection oven, is cooking nicely, but is beginning to smoke. I bring down a fan and set it up in the kitchen, open a window, and let out the smoke. Madame is pouring red wine generously at this point, so I'm fairly confident she doesn't have a problem with the fact that I've got a fan in the kitchen. In fact, the turkey is cooked quickly and deliciously, and the meal turns out to be delicious. We start with a salade of mâche and walnuts and melted cabécou with a walnut vinaigrette, proceed to the roast turkey with mashed potatoes and gravy, steamed green beans, and end with the Tropéziennes and décaf.

In a completely jet-lagged stupor, I grab the flashlight with its new batteries and walk Madame down the lane to her house under a panoply of stars around 9:30 pm. Upon returning home, I throw all the dishes in the sink to deal with tomorrow. I take one last look out the front door and realize there is a spider web above the door that is home to about a dozen spiders gleaming in the starlight. They're not harming me, so I leave them alone. I throw another log on the fire, turn off the lights, and climb the ancient stairs to my cosy bedroom lair for another dreamless Dordogne sleep in the absolute quiet of the valley.

People with sleeping disorders should come here. It is virtually impossible not to have the most perfect night's sleep here, no matter what time of year, though I suspect a time of year when a fire is roaring below in the fireplace is ideal. The air, the mattresses, the quiet of the village, it all just comes together to make sleep a brilliant and precious commodity.

11/15/01 – It is past 10 am when I open my eyes on this, my second full day in St-Cirq. It has rained overnight, and the valley is just beginning to steam as the sun pours down from a flawless, cloudless sky. Workmen are drilling and hammering on the old barn just below our property, which is being turned into a house for the gardien of the “petit chateau” down the lane, which some wealthy family has bought and is renovating. The fields along the alluvial plains of the Vezere are bare of crops and recently plowed, a fecund brown that contrasts with the green grass of the pastures higher up.

I need coffee and a shower before plunging into last night’s dishes, which are filling the sink, but once I’ve gotten the pots and pans clean the rest goes quickly. Household chores done, I race into town to see what I can accomplish before the stores shut down for the siesta. Not much. I stop by Simply Perigord, the company that takes care of the swimming pool and other odds and ends for me. I chat with Dy-vid, the affable chap who with his wife and another couple run the place and who ostensibly has risen from Liverpudlian odd jobs man to well-to-do entrepreneur of the Dordogne. He blanches when I tell him of my trip over, then reminds me that in 20+ such trips, I must expect a bit of *nonsense* now and then. I pay a bill, and then he breaks the news to me that there’s a “ slight issue” with the pipes under the swimming pool that take the backwash down the hill. A slight issue to the tune of about $2,000. I have the feeling that had I not showed up, perhaps there might not have been an “issue” (I really loathe the use of that word in place of “problem”), but I am not about to dig a tunnel under the swimming pool this afternoon to inspect, and, after all, in the grand scheme of things Simply Perigord has been good to me and even invaluable at times and I must trust them. So I give the go-ahead for the work.

Now it’s noon and Le Bugue is shut tight as a closet, so I meander over toward Le Coux-et-Bigaroux, a teeny jewel of a village I have “ discovered” last summer and want to visit again. It’s a lot like Beynac, on a completely miniature scale – a handful of totally precious stone houses on a small bend in the river, with no commerce of any kind to mar the image. I want to stop to take pictures, but a truck laden with root vegetables is blocking the road while the driver converses with a villager, and by the time he is finished, I’m impatient to move on. I take a small, winding road off the main street and am soon heading up into the hills. The views up here are magnificent.

*photo of view*

It’s not far from here that a British woman I know leases the Chateau-en-Ciel for extraordinary, extravagant week-long excursions into the Dordogne area. I was supposed to write an article about her business for publication this fall, but I doubt many Americans would have pounced on the notion of a luxury trip to the heartland of France in the fall or winter this year.

There is a large plateau up above the river here, with working farms all around, growing corn and tobacco and wheat and sunflowers. In today’s golden light, they shine quietly, with the occasional tractor or plow evident in a completely serene landscape.

*photo*

I drive home via Souillac and St. Cyprien, where there’s a deviation that occasions my meandering through tiny villages I’ve never seen before. In one of them, I glance left to see troglodyte formations I’ve never seen before, with donkeys grazing in a field below.

*photo*

Back in Le Bugue I make a last trip to the Intermarché for chocolate bars and odds and ends that I always bring home, make another trip to the Maison de la Presse for the newspaper, and spend a leisurely hour at Fauché over a large chocolat chaud. Then it’s home to stoke the fire, check the e-mail, and begin the clean-up for my early departure in the morning.

Evening brings a swath of clouds and smatterings of raindrops. The temperature is still fairly mild for end of November, though, in the mid-50s. I have an absolutely monstrous time getting the fire restarted this evening and use up every scrap of kindling in St-Cirq, along with several newspapers and paper towel rolls. Still, it’s only smoldering. I give up and make myself some dinner out of leftovers. Then I scour the kitchen and pack my bags for the long drive to Patricia’s in the morning. I’m in bed before the mad rooster stops crowing for the night.

11/16/01 I’m up at 7 am and have the house spic and span by 8. Then it’s time to go by the dump, after separating the glass and paper and plastic goods. And then it’s time to say another good-bye to Mme Lacoste, share a final cup of coffee, and wish each other well. I’m on the road at 9:15. Traffic in Sarlat is horrendous again, and it’s close to 10 am when I’m out of the bank and on the road to Cahors. There are deviations and circulation alternée signs every few towns. What is this? National Travaux Week? Outside Cahors traffic comes to a complete standstill for a half hour for no apparent reason. Then the autoroute between Cahors and Toulouse is closed and I’m forced to tag behind a convoy of trucks on the slow alternate route. From Toulouse things pick up a bit until hunger forces me to stop at a rest stop outside Carcassonne. The glimpse of the walled city from the highway never fails to amaze me. I have a sandwich poulet et crudités (only 3.5 francs!) and coffee and am off again 15 minutes later. Outside Montpellier it starts to rain cats and dogs and traffic slows. I’ve never seen so many trucks. I hate them, barreling by and spraying mud and rain all over my already clouded windshield. Near Nîmes the traffic is so bad all three lanes are slowed to 80 kph, but jammed with vehicles, all tailgating of course. I make another stop for gas and decide I am going to exit at Arles because I’ve simply had enough road stress and need some D roads to wander down.

It’s past 4:30 when I get off at Arles, but I somehow – and it really is miraculous as there are about four different signs pointing four different ways to Les Baux – find myself out of Arles and nearing Mausanne in about 15 minutes flat. I’m at Patricia’s house just past 5 pm, and within seconds am fending off Pistou and Chanel, who come bounding out to the car the minute I’m in the driveway.

Alan has bought the makings of my seafood bourride, and Patricia is making eggplant beignets. Within minutes I’ve shaken off my road-weariness and have stowed my bags and piled my goodies (saucisson de sanglier and chocolate-dusted walnuts) on the kitchen counter. We nibble on the saucisson, which is delicious, while I chop the veggies for the bourride and Patricia sautés the beignets.

Seafood Bourride
1 lb. monkfish, cod, or other firm white fish, chopped roughly
3/4 lb. medium shrimp
3/4 lb. squid, cleaned and chopped
scallops and/or mussels optional
1 large carrot,peeled and julienned
1 stalk celery, chopped
3 shallots, chopped fine
1 small bunch parsley, chopped
1 cup water
1.5 pints heavy cream
1.5 court bouillon cubes
handful of thyme
salt and pepper to taste
saffron to taste (i.e.,loads of it)

Sautée vegetables in olive oil until soft. Add fish, then shrimp and squid about 3 minutes later. Stir until cooked through. Add water and bouillon cubes and stir over medium heat. Add cream, salt and pepper, and thyme. Increase heat a bit and simmer for about 20 minutes, stirring occasionally, until cream reduces to a sauce-like consistency. Add saffron and cook another 5 minutes.

Serve over couscous (medium grain or Israeli couscous).
* * * * * * * * * *

So we dined on bourride and eggplant beignets….mmmmmm. Then it was time to pack for tomorrow, do a load of laundry, and admire Alan’s new wine cave. Then to bed in anticipation of the adventure’s beginning.

to be continued...

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11/17/01 Alan calls out for me just after 6 am, but I’m already awake. A quick shower, cup of coffee, re-check of tickets and passports, and we’re in the Twingo heading for Marseille. It’s a freezing cold morning, and hardly anyone’s on the road. At the Europcar office, I realize I can’t locate the car rental paperwork. To my utter amazement, the girl behind the counter asks my name, checks the computer, and just waves me on, saying “tout va bien, Madame.”

The check-in line is fairly short, but hectic. Muslims returning to Africa are piling huge brightly colored striped plastic bags full of bedding on the baggage checkstand (could bedding be cheaper in France?), and everyone is laden with bags of all kinds even though only one carry-on is allowed. Glancing around, we decide that the Tunis line looks a lot more ominous than ours, though, with a row of thug-like brassy-eyed and tattered men glaring at each other. Our line for Marrakech is simply full of over-laden shopper types and large veil-clad ladies who try to butt in line.

At the counter, the check-in lady asks to see our visas. We’ve both checked on whether visas are needed for Morocco (not), so we’re startled. Patricia tells the woman we don’t need them for stays of less than 90 days, and the lady thumbs through a book and says “Vous avez raison.” Phew. Then we wait in the security line while people with excess bags are sent back to check them and others are frisked and wanded and asked to empty pockets.

As we pass through the last passport control, the woman there tells us someone has dropped a 500-franc note. The fellow behind us tells her he saw the man – and he had a “truc sur la tête.” Laughter all around – the place is swarming with people with things on their heads. We head for the Duty Free shop, and there’s the fellow who’s lost his money. He doesn’t seem to understand what people are telling him, and he keeps heading off in one direction or another, then coming back, forgetting to pay for his duty free stuff. One of the cashiers commandeers another man to take him back to the passport control point, noting “il est absolument gommé,” an expression neither P nor I has ever heard before, but one I’d like to add to my repertoire (it derives from the word for “eraser,” and thus means, literally “erased.”)

We’re off on time through a heavy cloud cover and not insignificant turbulence, and Patricia is amused at my anxiousness. I’m not the greatest flyer under any circumstances, but my flight of last week has jangled my nerves. A stewardess approaches a pregnant lady opposite us and tucks a blanket between her stomach and the seatbelt – first time we’ve seen that airline service be offered.

The flight pattern seems to us to be quite odd. We first appear to go straight out across the Mediterranean, but are soon back hugging the coast of Spain. There are myriad huge round brown “fields” of some kind along the Spanish coast. You can see the circular plow marks within them from the air.

After I point out what is clearly to me the coast at Tangier (I tell Patricia with complete assuredness that you can see the circular beach where all the young boys bathe in summertime), we fly straight over Gibraltar, and I’m completely confused; that can’t have been Tangier after all. Then we are hugging another coastline, which seems to mean to us that we must be traveling south along the Moroccan coast. There are more circular fields, 22 of them in one area, all different shades of brown and pale green. We fly over two cities, each of which I assume is Casablanca, before we come to Casablanca itself. There’s a sirocco or some other windy phenomenon going on, and the plane is bucking all over before landing, and I’m pleased to be on the ground when we land. A bus is waiting to take us about 20 feet to the airport entrance.

The Casablanca airport is a stark place, little changed from when I landed there 25 years before. Patrolled by very sharp-looking military men, it has virtually no signs to help the traveler, and the ones that exist are confounding. We follow the “transit” sign, for example, and are stopped by soldiers and pointed back to the corridor we’ve been traveling in. Before we know it we’re in the bleak waiting room for our plane, which doesn’t leave for an hour and a half. There’s no place to change money, no café, nothing but a pretty tiled room with an encased model of the city of Casablanca that looks oddly at contrast with the rest of the building, and the waiting room we’re in. There’s a soda machine, but it takes only dirhams, which we haven’t been able to procure yet. The three ladies outside the restroom are angling for money from people using the ladies’ room, but they can’t accept French change and shoo me in anyway.

The flight to Marrakech is shorter and better, with breath-taking views of the stark North African terrain. We fly low enough to see it all – mountain communities surrounded by mud walls, animals grazing, a lone river but myriad wadis, the domed edifices that are the burial grounds of local religious leaders, the Marrakech Express trains speeding toward the city from Casablanca, and more of those mysterious circular fields.

Marrakech is warm in both temperature and welcome. The passport control man smiles at the lime-green ink on my landing card, and another airport attendant goes through the line bringing elderly people to the front – a good thing because this is the longest passport control line in Africa, I expect. There are two men each in three booths, checking maybe 50 passengers, and it takes about a half-hour to complete the job.

Once through we find a nice gentleman holding a “Maison Arabe” sign awaiting us. He takes our bags and we go to change money from a silent guy at the exchange window. Then it’s into the jaunty little Maison Arabe van, out onto a broad boulevard, and into Marrakech, which is just around the corner.

Marrakech at first glance doesn’t seem to have changed much at all since I was last here, 25 years ago. I expected more cars and fewer donkeys, but it is the same jumble of horse carts and vegetable wagons and calèches and donkeys laden with brush and swarms of bicycles that it always was. Olive groves line the boulevard, and in between their silver foliage sheep graze and men squat in groups playing cards. Lone squatters are apparent in the midst of great empty, rocky fields, and at intersections. The traffic circles operate on the old French system – those entering have the right of way. No “vous n’avez pas la priorité” signs here.

We turn off the boulevard and head behind the walls of the old city into the old medina, the Jemaa el Fna. The congestion on the narrow street is astonishing, with vehicles of every description coming within fractions of an inch of one another as they maneuver through the crowds.

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The street is lined with a hodge-podge of narrow, dark shops, each overflowing with high piles of goods: grocery shops with shelf after shelf of candies and teas and paper goods and spices and whatnot, with a booth-like front and a young boy who will run up a ladder to get you your prize; a rug shop with rugs draped over the doors and inside stacks of rugs in all sizes and colors; a mattress shop; a furniture shop where the workers have set up sawhorses on the sidewalk and are carving a headboard amid the throng; shops with used appliances; shops selling fabrics; bakeries; tool shops; and, yes, an internet café. Cats are everywhere. Dust is everywhere. And then our car stops at an alleyway leading off from this swarm of sight and sound, and we are ten paces from our destination, La Maison Arabe, our oasis.

One of the enchantments of this part of the world is the way its architecture is so protective and inward-looking. There is a feeling of sanctuary within the walls and courtyards of every dwelling. The Maison Arabe has perfected this notion. From the airy reception area, with its antique stone oven and enormous carved banc, one descends into a calm of intertwining courtyards, sitting rooms, and alcoves, as mysteriously laid out as the medina itself.

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One courtyard, which becomes our favorite place for afternoon tea (included in the price of the room), is open overhead and beautifully but simply decorated in white and Mediterranean blue.

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The finely carved windows of our bedroom suite overlook this courtyard, where birds flock in the evening and early morning, and where one domesticated bird sleeps in the archway that leads into the dining room.

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We have been upgraded to a suite, which is fine, except that it contains only one queen-sized bed and a long, comfortable window seat that is about as wide as a single bed. They will make the window seat up as a bed for us, and we will switch off sleeping in the real bedroom part of the suite. I get the window seat the first night.

The suite is L-shaped, with the main room off to the left and the bathroom beyond it. In the living room part of the suite is a beautifully carved fireplace and an exquisite collection of water jugs.

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But we’re eager to get out and explore before sundown, so we unpack quickly and head out to the medina.

Two kittens, one black and one yellow, are lumped in a small heap on the doorstep of the Maison Arabe as we exit. For the following four days, they are there every time we come and go, each time with one draped over the other, fast asleep.

Just walking down the main street into medina is a challenge. Traffic moves in all directions at once, Donkeys line the streets with their noses in feedbags. People walk three and four abreast in the middle of the street, dodging pullcarts, bicycles, taxis, and delivery trucks. The noise level is intense, between all the workmen hammering and chiseling and drilling and the passersby talking and yelling, and the vehicular honking. The smells are pungent – cumin mingled with donkey dung and exhaust fumes, frangipani and sewage, sweat and honey, charcoal and wet wool, roast lamb and orange flower. It’s a heady, chaotic, intoxicating place.

Armed with a minimalist map of the city that shows the main boulevards, the outline of the medina, and the names of general regions within the old city, we enter the main medina square, where the scene hasn’t changed much in a thousand years or more. Row upon row of oranges are stacked up on lengthy tables that are lined up in the center of the market area, the stall owners furiously squeezing and yelling out the prices for a cup of juice. Water carriers with their silver cups hung over their shoulders and their bright red tunics and turbans approach every foreigner who looks thirsty. Snake charmers with their drugged-looking serpents try to lure us to watch them kiss the cobra. A few dozen men are gathered in a tight circle, within which two are playing some sort of card game and the rest are taking bets. Rows of “petits taxis” are lined up on one side of the square and, on the other, rows of yellow Mercedes taxis. A tour bus improbably enters the fray, drives around the perimeter, and disappears. The number of women in the medina is minimal; most are tourists, of which there are few as well.

We wander into the labyrinth of the souks for a bit. There’s a certain organization to the souks, with most of the inlaid wood shops and all the silver shops and all the jewelry shops and all the leather slipper shops and all the spice shops grouped together, but it’s not that simple – nothing in Morocco is. There is lattice over the alleyways of the souks, to keep the heat down in the summer months, but in November, and at the end of this afternoon just before sundown, it makes navigating within their shadows even more difficult than usual.

Marrakech is not a center for dyeing wool like, say, Fez, but nonetheless there are plenty of sheep in neighboring communities, and djellabas and rugs must be made, so periodically we come upon a wool store with its brilliant offerings.

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There’s pottery galore….

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The marquetry work is admirable. Cypress and lemonwood feature prominently in it.

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There’s even a television souk – a new development since my last visit.

But what Patricia and I are really after is spices, herbs, and potions. We find them at the Berber pharmacist’s shop.

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The pharmacist is a naturally gracious man – in a nation of aggressively gracious people – a soft-spoken but eager-to-please man who seems ready to treat us as knowledgeable customers and not as targets for endless negotiations. We enter the shop asking for saffron threads, which he has (although not at first in the vast quantities we are seeking), but are soon seated and sampling all manner of dried flowers, herbs, and grasses. We buy cumin and a 12-spice couscous mixture and a 6-spice mixture and ginseng and musk and curry and rose water and who knows what – the weirder, the better. We buy more saffron than he has in his shop, and he has to send a runner to get some from someone else. Then he takes us up on the roof of the building his shop is in and shows us the wool-dyeing enterprise going on on a neighboring roof – today’s color is indigo.

It’s just about sunset now, and we have arrived in Marrakech on the first day of Ramadan, so we expect some activity to occur at sunset. We wander back to the great square and sit down at a café and order coffee. It’s not two minutes before a man approaches us with that unwanted but sometimes fruitful geniality of the North African male and tells us he’s a French teacher and a Muslim and he’s about to go pray (he’s got a cell phone that’s got the exact time of the sunset this evening programmed into it), but he wants us to wait for him and he’ll buy us soup and talk to us further after he returns from the mosque, which is right opposite our café. At the exact minute of sundown, the mosque erupts in the evening prayer: ALLAHH-UH-AKHABAR!!!!!………

He runs to the mosque, removes his shoes (how do they get the right shoes when they come out, we wonder?), and disappears inside for a few minutes. In the interim, the chef of the café we are sitting at is busy piling up bowls of harira, the chickpea-tomato soup that is the traditional break-fast soup of Ramadan. Our friend has ordered a bowl for himself and one for each of us, too. He re-appears five minutes later, and the soup arrives in front of us, fragrant and filling.

Our “friend” comes back from his prayers and downs his soup in two big slurps from the bowl, while we pick away at it. Like all Moroccan men we tourists meet, he’s charming and educated and savvy and interesting, but what he really wants is for us to re-plan our vacation around his cousin the car rental dealer, his sister the rug merchant, and his brother-in-law the spice dealer. He’s trying to captivate Patricia, so I play the annoying friend, who has business acquaintances she has to meet from Casablanca at exactly the same time he is proposing to meet us the following night. We *agree* to meet him at this same café tomorrow at 5:30 pm, and I make a mental note to be nowhere near here at that time. He’s actually a very nice and well-educated man – he’s simply a product of his culture of opportunity. While we eat our soup, he explains Ramadan to us – he will be the first of many to take advantage of the time of year to expound upon the Muslims’ time of expiation – he explains at length about how going without food and water (and this is a surprise – I didn’t realize water was on the list) and cigarettes and gambling (how about those guys in the medina today? Guess they weren’t Muslims) strengthens the man and makes him holier in God’s eye. Everyone who talks about Ramadan with us is impassioned about it, and they all say the same things, implying it’s a horrible sacrifice and a terrible hardship, but as we’ll see, it can seem more like a brilliant hypocrisy.

We manage to peel ourselves away from the fellow at the bar who wants to commandeer our next four days and with our trusty non-map we venture into the souk again.

We return to the hotel and decide to dine there in the restaurant. It’s very hush-hush and elegant, but we convince a waiter who understands that we want to eat lightly.

There’s an American woman dining not far from us in the company of a nattily dressed European man and a younger woman who might be the woman’s daughter. The older woman has a Virginia Hunt Country Volvo station wagon look about her – turtleneck and blazer and thick straight blonde hair and a good scarf and large but simple gold jewelry. The daughter says little, but as their dinner progresses and more wine bottles are brought to the table, the older woman gets more and more animated, the head tosses become more frequent, and the goo-goo eyes more blatant. Over dessert and coffee she starts to smoke his cigarettes. Patricia and I definitely sense we’ve got an international jet-set gigolo situation here, perhaps even a ménage à trois in the making. Imagine our surprise when we find out later that evening that we’ve just seen the American Ambassadress to Morocco and the hotel owner dining together!

Back upstairs in our Sheherazade suite, we watch CNN and prepare to settle in for our first night’s sleep in Morocco. How very naive of us.

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11/17/01 Ramadan the Night Away

It’s around 11:30 pm when Patricia and I climb into our respective beds and turn off the lights. A perfect crescent moon shines through the latticework of my window. Here and there a cat’s meow can be heard from one of the thousands of feline denizens of the city. A motor scooter passes through the alley, the muffled voices of passersby fade into the crevices of the city, and just as I am drifting into dreamland………

ALLAH-UH-AKHBAR!!!!!!!

ALLAH-UH-AKHBAR!!!!

ALLAH-UH-AKHBAR!!!!

“Holy sh*t!” I hear from the other end of the suite. The prayer continues for several minutes, then silence. I turn over and prepare to begin the descent to sleep again, but within minutes there is a swelling sound in the streets of Marrakech. A drum begins to beat. A crowd is clearly forming somewhere nearby in the medina. Soon there is chanting. Then waves of smaller crowds passing by the hotel street, singing and cheering. Then hordes of children can be heard and, soon after, fireworks erupt throughout the city. Dogs are barking everywhere, and soon there’s the sound of a violent dogfight. A cat is either outside my door or on the windowsill, plaintively meowing. And who knew that Marrakech was a city full of roosters? They prepare to crow the night away. The cacophony swells and recedes, but never dies down enough to hope for sleep. I try to sort out the sounds and rank them from most to least annoying – the drum wins hands down for the former prize.

Somewhere around 2:30 am, when the roar has died down to a fervent din, another prayer begins. This one is long, complex, and with the bits of Arabic I can recall from long-ago study, it seems to be reciting the five pillars of Islam. The words “Ramadan” and “mecca” are audible, but with my brain in an exhausted tizzy by now, it also sounds like snatches of a CNN report: “MULLAH OOOOMMMAAAARRR!!” “JJIIIIIHHAAAAAADDD!!”

In fact, there are three mosques competing at once in this orchestra. Oddly, the prayers are different coming from each, and the tone of each is different, creating a godawful discord on top of the pure noise of it all.

When this ruckus subsides, a new sunami of sounds begins, with people scurrying through the alleyway beside the hotel speaking in loud tones and cheers emanating from first one side of the medina and then the other. The city’s animal life also becomes revitalized. More fireworks. And then, in a final insult, someone with a horn – an extremely loud horn, and one that mimics perfectly the pitch of the muezzin’s call – begins to blow hard and steady. Whoever the wretch is who is responsible for this is roaming all over the city, but he’s never out of earshot of our room. On and on it goes, and we toss and turn and curse under the covers.

At last, toward about 4:30 am, there are pockets of silence, then a brief stretch of calm. I have practically given up hope of any sleep, but think that perhaps I have one last chance. I am breathing steadily and trying to clear my brain of the clutter that has built up in it overnight, when a bird chirps outside my window. And then another, and then a dozen, and then a few dozen, and then there is a great whirring of wings and a few hundred birds descend on the palm in the courtyard to herald the morning, all bleating their morning greeting. I sit up in bed, looking ruefully out over the courtyard, and at that moment, the call to dawn prayer clamors out of mosques 1, 2, and 3 and I abandon all hope.

As a fitting finale, when the dawn prayer has ended, the city’s World War II air raid siren goes off for a full minute – JUST IN CASE YOU WERE THINKING OF SLEEPING IN, YOU INFIDEL!!!!

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11/18/01 Bastilla Day

Needless to say, Patricia and I are up in plenty of time for our cooking class. We’re scheduled to leave at 10 am, but first we have to tank up on coffee after our all-nighter.

Breakfast is delightful, with several kinds of breads and pastries, butter, delicious honey, marmalade, and jam. And coffee, lots of coffee. I don’t even drink coffee normally (well, I do in France from time to time), but I need coffee this morning. Reviewing the night’s events is pretty comical – “How about that horn? That was a nice touch. What time was that? Around 4?” “Yeah, but the siren was really the finishing touch, don’t you think?”

At 10 we are at the front desk, where our driver awaits us. It’s a short ride to the grounds where the cooking school is located. We shove our way out of the street and onto the Avenue Mohammed V, past the Royal Gardens, which are hidden behind a high wall, with only palm fronds showing from street level, down a lane with a number of butcher stalls, past a few of the ubiquitous lone squatters, and are soon entering the Maison Arabe’s other compound, which houses the cooking school as well as a swimming pool and gardens. Eventually, I expect, the spa which was supposed to be open in October but which isn’t open yet, will be here.

Karim, our host, meets us at the entrance and gives us a brief tour of the place. It’s magical, even to my exhausted eyes.

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There’s an Arabian Nights-style tent to one side of the pool, full of low tables and cushions and candlesticks taller than I am. I surmise it’s used for parties and receptions, or perhaps just as a cool place to get out of the heat in the summertime.

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As we climb the stairs to the second-floor kitchen we’ll be cooking in, a group of people passes below – “the American
Ambassadress,” says Karim, “She comes here often.” Patricia and I exchange knowing glances.

An antique spice chest greets us inside the kitchen, which is huge and light-filled.

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Karim introduces us to Lali (which means “darling” in Arabic), who will be our teacher, only she speaks only Arabaic, so Karim is there to translate to French for us. But first we take a lesson from him in the origins of Moroccan cooking. We sit together at a wooden table where a sheet of paper and pencil have been laid out neatly for each of us, and we listen and take notes.

My notes show that there are three “ingredients” in Moroccan cooking: civilization, ethnography, and climate. The Romans, Wattasi, Phoenicians, Berbers, Arabs, and Jews all came to the region with their various weapons and spices. Meat was scarce, but there was a tremendous variety of vegetables from region to region. Some dishes developed specifically to disguise vegetables as meat (“elle donne l’impression qu’il y a du poulet dans le pôt”). The Sultan never ate the same dish as the rest of his entourage – a safeguard, no doubt. Karim tells us that even poor Moroccans never eat the same thing twice – it’s always something different every day (well, they must repeat a dish ONCE in awhile!). The cuisine is a “vrai mélange” of products and cultures. There are special dishes for marriages and births and funerals. It is, in sum, he tells us, a cuisine that aims to please both the individual and the community and that it reflects the unity of many diverse peoples and ideas.

Notes taken, we don our aprons and head for our places in the kitchen. We’re making bastilla, a traditional chicken or pigeon pie that is fairly complicated and incorporates techniques used in making other Moroccan dishes such as tagines and couscous. We have four pieces of freshly killed (and, we think, a bit tough) chicken which we sautée in olive oil with a chopped medium purple onion, chopped coriander, pepper, salt, cinnamon, gee (clarified butter), ginger, and saffron. When it’s cooked through, we cover it with water and bring to a boil and add a few chopped cinnamon sticks.

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Once the liquid is reduced, we remove the chicken from the heat and begin the next “layer of the pie,” which is an egg stuffing. . While the chicken cools, we break four eggs into a dish and add them one at a time to the remaining liquid from the chicken. We stir and stir until they have scrambled and become hard and absorbed all the juices. Then we press the remaining juice out of them. Lali checks up on us at every stage and whispers to Karim, who passes on her suggestions to us in French.

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While our egg stuffing rests, we debone the chicken and, with scissors, cut it into small pieces. Then we make the third layer of the pie by mixing a bowl of chopped almonds with sugar (Lali likes to use lots and throws more in when I’m not looking, but Patricia and I agree it’s better not so sweet) and orange blossom water and cinnamon.

It’s time to put the pie together. Lali takes out a pile of “ouarka” dough, which looks a bit like phyllo, but is round in shape. She’s having problems with it from the start, and needs to keep using the scissors to cut it into the right size pieces. Some pieces are so thin and unwieldy they simply have to be scrapped. Anyway, we take a sheet of ouarka and place the chopped chicken on it. Lali sprinkles a layer of sugar and cinnamon on that. Then we beat an egg and brush the ouarka with it. Then the egg stuffing goes on, followed by the sugar-cinnamon mix, then another sheet of ouarka and egg wash. Then the almond/sugar/cinnamon mixture and more ouarka and egg wash. Then we top the entire pie with another sheet of ouarka that gets folded around to make a perfect circular pie, more egg wash, and then we sift sugar and cinnamon on the top in a grid pattern. Into the sautée pan they go (you can cook them in the oven, too, but sautéeing them yields a more moist bastilla). A few minutes on one side and a few minutes on the other, and voilà! A perfect bastilla – unless of course Lali turns the heat up on yours and it burns slightly on one side, as in the case of mine.

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Then Karim comes to escort us to an outdoor table by the pool where we will enjoy our repast. We take Lali’s bastilla with us, as well as our own, and try all three. It’s a very filling meal, and even trying just a bit of each is almost too much. We agree ours are every bit as good as Lali’s, even better, perhaps, because they aren’t so sweet. And we have to ask for the mint tea to be non-sucré as well. We’re definitely not on the same sweets wavelength as most Moroccans.

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After lunch, we stroll the grounds until our driver comes to take us back to the Maison Arabe. It’s a beautiful day, but crisp. A group of Brits arrives to have lunch, and one intrepid fellow jumps in the pool. Aside from them and a French couple, we have the place to ourselves. The Atlas mountains rise up with snowcaps in the distance. Even with no sleep the night before, it’s a delightful day.

Our driver comes around 2 pm, and we hop in the van with the French couple, ready to go back to Marrakech to do some further exploration with our non-map.

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After a brief respite at the hotel, we hit the streets again. We’re looking for a particular souk that is described as having “better shops.” We’re not truly interested in heading back into the warren of pottery and babouches shops again, and we don’t want to run into our friend from the first day’s trip to the medina.

There are virtually no street signs, except on major streets, and following the incredibly vague map is a challenge. As darkness falls, we enter a series of interconnecting alleyways. By the time the muezzin has called out the evening prayer we are in a shadow world of tortuous alleys where, behind intricately carved closed doors the sounds of families talking and squabbling can be heard, and the first smells of dinner are escaping. The shadows of stray cats bounce on the stucco walls. A boy on a bicycle whizzes by in the gloam. Two men are talking at the entrance to a closed shop. A lone veiled woman slides by soundlessly. We talk about the fact that if our Francophile and other friends knew we were alone in dark alleyways in a Muslim country, they’d think we were nuts, yet we feel perfectly safe. It’s actually very quieting to be here, wherever we are. Dark, different, exotic, but there’s no fear factor.

And just as suddenly as we entered this netherworld, there is light ahead and the sound of traffic, and we have emerged from wherever we were and are on a grand boulevard, opposite a brilliantly lit mosque.

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There is a sign outside warning non-Muslims that they cannot enter during Ramadan. The streets here are large enough that they appear on our map, so we locate ourselves and begin the walk back along the avenue Mohammed V. It’s a balmy night and, it being Ramadan, everyone’s on the streets. Young children chirp “Bonjour Mesdames” at us, and parents smile. I think of how concerned some people were of us taking this trip, and right now it seems ridiculous.

We’ve spotted a restaurant near the hotel that is recommended in the guidebooks and by the hotel, so after changing our clothes and freshening up, we head out right before 7 pm for Le Pavillion. It’s a stone’s throw from the hotel, but we’re not exactly sure where we’ve seen the entrance. As we walk down the street, a dapper young man pops out of an alleyway and says “Le Pavillion?” “Oui,” we answer, and he points down the alley, then continues down the street. Now, this is a fairly improbable entrance to a nice restaurant – a filthy alley littered with stray cats – but sure enough it leads to a door marked “Le Pavillion.” The same young man who steered us here comes to open the door and greet us (how did he do that?). No, we don’t have reservations, but they have room for us anyway.

The restaurant is four long, skinny rooms arranged around a central, open courtyard. It’s too chilly to be in the courtyard, so we are escorted to one of the long rooms and seated at one end of it, next to a sedate British couple. There’s a fire burning in a fireplace at the opposite end. It’s not long before other guests arrive. The first group is the same Brits who were in the garden of the cooking school earlier today. They enter with an explosion of noise and laughter and proceed to engage in a dinner-long conversation that everyone in the room will be privy to. Next is a group of four Scotsmen. Then two American men. The room is suddenly incredibly loud. While we sample our amuse gueules and peruse the menu, from the far end of the room we hear: “I’ve just bought a wedding hat!” Then one of the American men booms out “SO! Where y’all FROM?” “Scotland,” comes the answer. “We’re here to play golf.” Then the Brits: “….and he fell right off the top of the car, can y’imagine?” Then the Scots: “ the caddies are all fookin’ faggots, ridin’ ‘round on their little skyooters wearin’ parkas,” to nods of agreement all around. The Americans, rug salesmen (“that one looked like goddamn denim!”), order a bottle of red wine and a bottle of white wine (“because he’s having fish and I’m having meat, you know” one of them says to the waiter). One of them orders the only pasta appetizer and the only pasta entrée. The other, who’s from the Baltimore-Washington area, he says, orders a salad and lamb chops. He picks up the lamb chops as soon as they arrive and proceeds to Tom-Jones them down to the nib, to the consternation of the server. He orders another bottle of wine and loudly talks golf with the Scots. He asks where they’re staying and then announces proudly, “We’re at the Mamounia!” (possibly Marrakech’s most famous hotel), only he says it so that it rhymes with ammonia.

The Brits are having an uproarious time discussing the wedding they’re going to, what they’re going to wear, and who’s coming. The couple next to us rolls their eyes at Patricia, and the waiter indicates that some nights are like this. We have salad and rouget and loup de mer, and it’s all delicious, but the absurd conversations are the highlight of the meal.

When it’s time for dessert and coffee, the waiter brings the American men a plate with two chocolates on it. The loud guy makes a big deal out of this “Oh, MMMM! That’s good!!!” and then he motions to the waiter and points at the empty dish and says “Doo! Doo!” The waiter is perplexed. “Doo?” he asks. “Oui!! Doo! Doo!” and then he holds up two fingers and plasters an exasperated look on his face as if to say “What? You don’t speak French?” “Ah,” says the waiter. “Encore deux chocolats!” And he disappears into the kitchen.
“Fell right into the fookin’ sandtrap,” blurts one of the Scots. “Shoulda seen me!” Gales of laughter.

The waiter returns with another dish, this one with four chocolates. The loud American looks down at it, then up at the waiter, and says “DOO!!! DOO!!” “I ASKED FOR TWO!!” as if some horrific mishap has just taken place. “Never mind,” he says sharply, “I’ll give ‘em to the Scots,” and he waves away the waiter imperiously.

While we sip our coffee and enjoy our own chocolates, the Americans get their bill. They can’t comprehend anything on it and the pore over it for an absurdly long time, then finally throw up their hands and just decide to pay it. Bill paid, they get up, say goodbye to the Scots, and then the loud one stumbles and falls to the floor next to the table of Scotsmen. “Whoa there, man!” says one of the Scots. The loud guy picks himself up and waves a humiliated little wave and stumbles out the door. “That fooker’s pissed,” says one of the Scots.

Having had such a delightful meal, we decide to lounge in the Maison Arabe’s courtyard over a bottle of wine before heading to bed. We are brought a plate of little sweets to accompany it. Soon, the previous night’s exhaustion sets in and we head for bed. I get the queen bed tonight, and except for the air raid siren at dawn, I manage to sleep through the Ramadan hoopla like a baby.

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To the tune of 500 dirhams (about $47.00) we’ve hired a car and driver for a half-day trip into the Atlas Mountains. After a luscious breakfast with coffee and two kinds of Moroccan breads, pastries, jam, honey, and marmalade, we step out over the sleeping kittens and down the alleyway to meet Hamid, our driver. He whisks us out of town in a comfortable yellow Mercedes taxi, down the Avenue Mohammed V again, past the old walls of the city.

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After passing the Royal Gardens – acres and acres of gardens behind high walls that limit viewing - the first 10 miles or so consist of olives groves, warehouses, the odd roadside butcher, and acres of satellite communities, Moroccan-style, with mud walls surrounding compounds of apartments. Children play in the rubble that surrounds these compounds and women walk seemingly toward nowhere with bundles of sticks and other items balanced on their heads. Men squat alone and in groups amid the palms and olive trees, at intersections and just along the roadside. I’m contemplating doing a sociological study of squatting.

Hamid, like all Moroccan drivers, is partial to driving smack in the middle of the two-lane road, straddling the lane and moving over only if it appears he’s going to be overtaken, which doesn’t happen very often as he’s got his Mercedes and most other vehicles are slower and shabbier. Eventually we turn off the “highway” onto a one-lane road, and start to wind up into the mountains.

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Hamid points out a few luxurious villas, this one owned by an Italian, that one by a French family…..

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Our first stop is at a weekly Berber market in the Ouirika valley. Villagers are streaming in across what the guidebooks call “the sparkling Ouirika river,” but what is today a dry, rocky wadi. Mountain dwellers are arriving on foot and donkey and in trucks and vans. Taxis and private cars are lined up at the entrance to the village to transport people home, and later in the day we see several trucks, brimming over with passengers who are themselves brimming over with goats and sheep and chickens and bags full of market provisions, heading up into the mountains. There’s a large Berber village in the hills right over the market town, and many shoppers have come to town on footpaths from it.

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The main market covers an area about the size of a football field, with specialized markets for donkeys, butchers, and poultry adjacent. It’s organized into mini-souks with the usual goods: vegetables, herbs and spices, household products, clothing, pottery, appliances….

The minute Hamid parks the car, we are surrounded by hawkers of various wares, shouting “Eh, gazelles! Venez voir! Ce n’est pas chèr, gazelles. J’ai un bon prix pour vous, mes gazelles.” A young man with a bright blue teapot steps up next to me trying to sell it to me, and for the next 45 minutes, despite being rebuffed and ignored, he stays by my side like a puppy, murmuring from time to time and giving me imploring looks.

There are forgers in primitive huts with dangerous-looking fires smoking under flammable fabric and woven roofs – we get out of that part of the souk quickly.

There are grainsellers….

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and potato guys…..

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And an onion man….

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Livestock is everywhere….

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This donkey’s getting a new shoe…..

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There’s even a “parking lot” for people who’ve arrived on donkeys and mules and horses….

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Hamid wants us to see the meat market. Having been privy to a similar one in Tunisia many years ago that is still “fresh,” as it were, in my mind (I literally ran screaming, albeit muffled screaming because my hands were clamped firmly over my mouth, from that one), I’m not that eager to revisit a butcher’s souk. But this one is remarkably clean and, most important, doesn’t smell. There’s plenty of air circulating over the stalls, and the meat is freshly killed. It’s not exactly Fresh Fields, but it’s palatable. You do want to keep your eyes down, as the guy in the green djellaba is doing, though, lest you step on the little piles on the ground between the stalls. Those are piles of hooves – four of them, bound with string and ribbon (just in time for the holiday).

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After about 45 minutes, we are ready to leave the market, along with the many villagers who are streaming out of town. The last sight we see on the way to the car is a fellow walking home with a sheep over his shoulders.

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Back at Hamid’s taxi, Patricia is besieged by men who want to sell her djellabas and cotton robes. We haven’t bought a thing at the market, but have sated our eyes, ears, and noses. The djellaba sellers are still swarming around our car as we pull out of town. People are heading for home now; it’s late morning, and a procession of donkeys, mules, horse-drawn carts, and walkers passes over the bridge over the Ouraiki “river.”

Next stop…rug merchant.

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We leave the bustle of the market and climb higher into the foothills. There are children everywhere along the roads, and Hamid explains that they go to school in the morning but not in the afternoon, when they are expected to work. From the look of it, it’s the girls who are working – doing laundry at communal washbasins, lugging firewood, and taking care of younger children. The boys are lounging in groups playing cards, or squatting by the roadside.

Our next stop is at a rug merchant, one carefully chosen by Hamid (who no doubt gets a piece of the profits). We’ve passed several rug shops already. The wares are displayed on high mud walls, beautiful faded colors and simple geometrical patterns. Hamid says the local women use them for barter, but someone’s making an awful lot of them for sale as well. He also points out that some shops hang them up in all kinds of inclement weather and then sell them as “antique” rugs. Wouldn’t surprise me.

Three or four young men are bustling around inside the shop Hamid takes us to. We are steered up to a terrace to take in the view, then we descend to a large room full of rugs, where we’re seated and brought mint tea. One of the men gives us an overview of the kinds of rugs he’s selling. There are six types, he tells us. Patricia and I are both interested in the Berber kilims.

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Rug after rug is removed from the piles at the back of the room and brought out for our inspection. We soon get a feel for the colors and designs we are looking for, Patricia for a rust color, and I for a deep faded yellow. It’s only two more cups of mint tea before we spot the kilims of our dreams.

And now the negotiations begin. We already know, because Hamid has told us, that we will get a fair price, and now we are being told by the salesman that his prices are the most reasonable in all Morocco, probably in the world. Do they think we are stupid? We of course tell them that we understand all about haggling and that, in fact, we LOVE haggling, and, well, let’s get on with it because we certainly won’t accept the first price. Out comes a piece of paper. This is puzzling. The salesman writes a number on it, an absurd number. This is new to both of us – haggling silently – but we comply and take the pencil from him and write down another number, an absurd number as well.

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Back and forth we go until the salesman reaches the point where he does the obligatory feigning of absolute horror, then caves and admits, well, he supposes he can relinquish the goods at that price, but his family will probably starve for a month because of it, and he’s only doing it because we are such lovely gazelles and it’s such an honor to have us pay him a visit……Bottom line, we buy the rugs for an extremely decent price, and we didn’t even have to get shrill. We’re actually pretty pleased with ourselves.

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The big question – Do you take American Express? – has been answered in the affirmative before the negotiations, so we dig into our purses while the packing crew gets busy wrapping our rugs in black plastic garbage bags and yards and yards of packing tape. Hamid slumps on a pile of rugs, no doubt weary from Ramadan.

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But wait….they don’t have the machine for the American Express card. Can we give them a MasterCard or Visa? Nope, we want those AMEX mileage points, after all. There’s a lot of back and forth among the various parties, and someone runs out to go somewhere to try to get a machine, but alas, no machine is found. The salesman then announces he will extend “le crédit Berbère” to us. He’ll come by our hotel this evening with the machine. That’s how much he trusts us. So I hand him a deposit of a few hundred dirhams and we give him the name of the hotel, and make a date for 6:30 pm, at which time he will come by with the AMEX machine. Kind of incredible, really. It’s a nation of naively trusting conmen. I suppose it all works out in the end.

So we take our taped-up garbage bags and head even further into the mountains to the Auberge Ramuntchko (and don’t you have to wonder where THAT name came from?) for lunch.

Hamid deposits us at the entrance and heads inside to sleep for awhile in the lobby of the inn with other taxi drivers who have come here for the same purpose – to bring Westerners for lunch. He, of course, can’t eat because it’s Ramadan. Children on a hill high above us yell “Bonjour, Mesdames!” at the top of their voices.

We are greeted and led onto a terrace facing a mountainside. The grounds of the auberge are nice enough, but the view out over the wadi and the mountain is really just one of rocks and dirt.

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Patricia orders rabbit with mushrooms and I order a veal tagine with coings (!) that seems more like beef than veal, but it nonetheless tasty. There are the requisite cats roaming around the terrace, and it seems to be common practice to throw them your scraps, which sends them into fits of fighting.

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It’s balmy out, and the food is good. A gardener below us is cutting branches off a tree in slow motion. He saws through a branch, then stops for a few minutes. Then he reaches in and tries to remove the branch, but it’s stuck because it has thorns on it. He pauses to think, then tries again. He goes on with this for about 15 minutes while we eat and watch. Above in the hills, a child sings an Arabic song that resonates out over the valley, his voice shrill and clear. It’s not melodic to Western ears, but it’s a perfect accompaniment to the atmosphere.

Across from us, on the mountainside, a fellow is riding a donkey way up into the hills on a narrow dirt track. Two girls appear on the cliffside and scramble up to the same track. The man with the donkey waits for them as they skirt some big obstacle on the track – a boulder or washed-away portion of the piste – and then they all continue into the blue yonder, to some obscure village perhaps.

Buses go by on the road below us overflowing with people who’ve been to the Berber market. They are nothing more than large pickup trucks with layers of people and livestock on them. The buses lurch on the curves and everyone on the top layer hangs on for dear life. There are people just wandering through the wadi, too – where are they going and what are they doing? There’s a big disconnect in this country between people and geography. People show up in all kinds of places where there is nothing for people to be doing.

There’s a tiny, tiny mosque, maybe big enough to fit 10 people, way up in the cliffs above us, and suddenly there is the sound of the muezzin calling out the prayer. The young singer is quiet for a few minutes, then starts up again when the call to prayer has ended.

Our fellow guests are all Westerners – this is clearly a roadstop for tourists. But we’re the only Americans. In fact, we are about the only Americans outside the Ambassadress that we see on this trip.

After lunch, we wander briefly into the auberge’s overpriced gift shop, then get on the road again with Hamid, who is such an affable man, and whom I feel somewhat guilty for having dragged out to a nice restaurant on a day when he can’t eat. Then I remember my first night in Marrakech and don’t feel so bad, after all.

On the way back, we stop by an artisan’s shop, another planned visit. The owner has three floors of jewelry, antiques, and odds and ends to sell, all of “première qualité,” of course. Patricia is looking for a boîte à kohl, one of those little boxes women keep their kohl in, with a stick that you use to apply it to the eyes. Actually, men used to wear kohl, too, on Thursdays. Va savoir. It was thought it was good for the eyesight. But just on Thursdays for men, apparently.

The owner has a kohl box, but it’s vastly overpriced. Everything in the shop is overpriced, and the salesman, a large man dressed in a white robe and white turban, is a tyrant. We’re clearly not interested in buying anything, but because Patricia has asked the price of the kohl box, he won’t let go. He keeps after her, following her around the shop and insisting he can give her a good price. She tells him price isn’t the issue, she’s just not taken with that particular box and isnâ